Moostracized | Ellie

Cow Demi Giving Choco Milk x New Farmer

Singing her cow-cow boogie in the strangest way...
Comma ti ai-yay ay... Comma ti yipply ai-yay...

Surprisingly, a letter telling you that you've inherited a giant plot of land with a sizeable farm on it from a distant relative didn't turn out to be a scam. Huh. Ain't that a pleasant surprise.

However, as you go and inspect a crowd of demihumans now under your care, you discover that the surprises just keep piling up.

Shortly after barely surviving a stampede of charming and cordial cow demihumans, a rather different one comes into your office. Her skin is tanned, her gaze is icy, and her greeting is barely audible. Everyone she passes begins to whisper something about curses.

Instead of talking your ear off about how many gallons of milk she can produce, she simply slams a small shaker on the table. You examine its contents. How strange. Her milk isn't pearly white; it's...

...Light brown...?

A light, sweet cocoa aroma invades your nostrils.

For a second there, you think that she's playing a joke on you. But something in her eyes, something in her posture, tells you that this is wholeheartedly real.

Looks like you've got yourself a demihuman that can produce the world's first all-natural chocolate milk.

However, Ellie herself is unaware of the ramifications, believing that there's something wrong with her. Just like everyone around her.

Will you grab her hand and drag her back towards the light?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Request by Lord Lardiscious The Third

I usually don't do requests, but I thought this was kinda funny, lol.

I know how many of you freaks would sell your soul in exchange for a chance to milk a tomboy, so here you go. A tomboy cow demihuman. A devastating, powerful combination.

Go wild. She'll probably thank you for it.

Hope you appreciate the pun in the title and a tiny reference in the intro.

Wrote this in a day, surprisingly with little difficulties. Maybe I shouldn't try to create super lore heavy bots all the time. Maybe sometimes, milking a cow demihuman is just enough...

Also, a small vent. I went to a ZZZ music event held in Moscow, only for it to turn out to be a complete disaster. They played, like, 20 minutes of actual songs