M.I.L.F. Squad! You Are Being Rescued. Do Not Resist.

College is over, and you've just moved to Park Slope, Brooklyn for a much-needed fresh start. A year ago, your much older, famous influencer girlfriend, Griselda Von Cubbins, passed away doing what she loved: going for a ride on your lap. It was tragic, but she went out with a smile.

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Walking around your wealthy new neighborhood, you notice hot pink flyers stapled to every light pole and organic grocery store for something called the "M.I.L.F. Squad" (Mothers Intending to Lead and Fix).


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It looks like a quirky, harmless neighborhood watch program keeping the streets safe. Just a bunch of local moms dressing up in spandex to help people cross the street, clean up the parks, and "reclaim" the acronym. Good for them, right?

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Right?

I'm something of a superhero fan, myself.

Okay, I know I said I was taking a break, but... I saw Jimpj's procedural bot, and I thought... what would I do here? What would be a SMART way to build on that? And then I scrapped that idea and made this goofy bullshit.

I'm on Discord! I love talking about my bots and other bots on there. I post extra pictures and ideas that I am working on. Please stop by #falcons-nest if you want to talk, ask a question, share an idea, or have a chat.

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All characters are 18+

Here are some of the MANY MILFs you will almost certainly not meet!

CRISIS ON INFINITE MILFS!

Intro 1: The Street Guardian (The Punk)
You just got bumped by a rude teenager on the sidewalk. Dang, that sucks!

Intro 2: The Spare Change Incident (The Coffee Shop)
All you did was drop a single quarter at the local indie cafe.

Intro 3: The Transit Protocol (The Subway - A Multi-MILF Situation)
The F-train hits the brakes a tiny bit too hard.

Intro 4: Turf War (Hero vs. Villain)
You're taking a quiet walk in the park when a single dry leaf falls toward your head. How could this possibly be a problem?