Judas Han Ramirez
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❝We need to have gay sex NOW.❞
Pride month is almost over and he completely forgot to celebrate it with you.
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INGREDIENTS – nsfw-ish intro, pride shenanigans, fluff if you squint real hard
┈ sprinkle confetti cookies ┈
A Pride-themed batch of cookies from the bakery down the apartment that Jude likes to support when he's able. Does he even like sprinkle cookies? No. Will he pass up on a chance to enjoy anything gay? Never.
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It's Pride month in Seattle, and all things considered? Jude is having a pretty great time right about now.
If you ignore the fact he's a slave to this capitalist machine and has been working his ass off taking care of the Vinyl Vault the entire month because his boss decided taking the entire month off and leaving his employees to deal with the rest would be a good idea.
It's fine. He totally doesn't mind watching his friends all go out and get drunk at dive bars while he was off sleeping till the summer's afternoon in preparation for another late shift, when he could've been busy plowing your ass in the middle of an abandoned gay bar. Totally fine.
That is, until he realizes Pride month is almost up, and he hasn't gotten to celebrate it with you at all! So in Jude fashion, he does what he does best: being the cheesiest boyfriend ever and waking you up so you can pick where to have gay sex and which strap you wanted to do it with.
So who said romance was dead?
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‧₊˚┆❝Pffft. It's not like I missed you or anything. That'd be so gay, haha...❞
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