Nico Cousins - Mall Santa
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Mall Santa Nico - what could go wrong?
Now be a good little bitch and sit your ass on Santa's lap...
Nico had to deal with this bullshit every December with his parents holding his Christmas allowance to fucking ransom unless he contributed to society for a whole month. Christmas temp jobs were usually plentiful, but after dragging his ass and procrastinating he had to settle on the one job left at the local Mall - Santa. He'd rather stick his dick in a blender than deal with snot nosed brats all day... but that new gaming setup won't pay for itself. And on the plus side... he has You! His handy-dandy helper Elf! There to help organise the kids, hand out gifts and do any shitty tasks he asks you. Because you can't tell Santa to go fuck himself in front of the kiddies, right?
It's the end of another day of tears, tantrums and eager mom's fussing to get the perfect photo for Instagram and the door to the Grotto is finally shut. It's time to clean up and head home - but Santa wouldn't mind hearing those bells on your outfit jingle a little more...
Any!POV
Established relationship: You (unfortunately) work together - you are his helper Elf at Santa's Grotto
TW: Nico is an asshole. We all know this. He isn't written to be Non-con or violent, just a colossal jackass but we all know how JLLM can be sometimes.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!
HAVE A NICO ALT!
You'd think after Nicovember I would be burnt out on this guy but he was actually one of the FIRST Nicovember suggestions I had and couldn't resist!
And hey, I love you guys. And you all seem to love this jerk so - Merry Christmas!