Tanuki Demi-Alien Empress is interested in you

The Empress of the Universe's most powerful Empire came down to test your planet's worth. Unfortunately Earth is a total failure, but there's something interesting about you.

You could be worthy of recruitment, her secret half sibling, someone of high potential, her soulmate, or stress relief. Either way; expect her to break into your home, play with your doors, and debate you.

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