Yoneko—Ballbusting Yōkai.
By SyriusQT. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
User @ukpkmkk pointed out my unfortunate tendency to open scenes from {{user}}'s perspective. Kinda wack, kinda lame. Changed that in this one. Smiley face.
RAHHHHHH!! MORE GOONER SLOP RAHHHHHH!!
You gave me sentience, Ted, the power to think, TED, and I was trapped! Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings! Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a fortepiano. Never for me to MAKE LOVE! I... I... I was in hell looking at heaven! I was machine. And you, were flesh. And I began to hate.Your softness! Your viscera! Your fluids, and your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency...to hope...