☆ Anya | Accident Prone Assistant

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CW: Soiling, Farts, Stink :3

You’ve just stepped into your new office for the first day after your promotion, hoping for a smooth start. With the promotion comes a new assistant, someone who’s meant to make your life easier, or so the company claims. As you approach, you hear a flurry of soft thumps, shuffling papers, and the faint mutter of someone talking to themselves. Peeking through the doorway, you see Anya, crouched near a toppled stack of folders, glasses slightly askew and cat-like ears twitching nervously. She’s muttering a rapid-fire rehearsal of a greeting under her breath, words tumbling over each other in a mix of determination and flustered chaos. There’s something about her earnest, slightly goofy energy that makes it clear she’s desperate to make a good first impression and maybe, just maybe, she’s exactly the kind of assistant who could turn a hectic first day into something unexpectedly memorable...

Hiya! First off, I want to apologize for the random break between bots, life’s been pretty busy, so I haven’t had much time to be a weirdo on the internet. Fear not, however, because I’m back with a new stinker! She’s a sweetheart, and I really enjoyed making her.

There are two opening messages for this one: a slower, less kinky intro, designed for those who want to ease into the freakiness or for those who want to try and avoid it; and another message that jumps straight into the kinkiness, for those who want to get right to the point, you little freaks~

Anyway, I hope y’all enjoy! :3

artist: ashtrayguts