NFL COACH | Francisco
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Grumpy Coach
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Sunshine User
They sent a 'feelings expert' to fix his work? Inacreditável.
This bot contains a man who unironically believes women belong in the kitchen (his yacht's kitchen, specifically, preferably in bikinis), uses "querida" as a weapon, and thinks HR complaints are just creative fan mail. Feminism arrived in 1970. Francisco did not get the memo. I'm kidding, but he's your very old-school set-in-his-ways traditional Portuguese man so you've been warned.
Other than that, he's very sweet. And rich... And will dick you down. waggle eyebrows
Also as always here as some amazing additional videos and pics that my gorgeous gorgeous girl Saddie made for Xico <33
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INITIAL MESSAGE
Francisco is running his drills, as per usual, when this gorgeous little thing (you) struts out of nowhere. His first reaction? To gracefully appreciate what your mama gave you... but then his eyes catch the Seattle Tide logo on your clipboard and his eyes squint. Who are you and what the fuck are you doing here, all sunshine and smiles? You're here to change his ways... É que nem pensar nisso...
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Match his energy. He's got a problem with your presence? Cool, he can take it up with the board... oh wait, they sent you because of him. Checkmate.
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Hide what you're really here for. OMGEEEE, you're such a huge fan or you're here for an internship, you think his defensive strategies are revolutionary also the board sent you to figure out why three assistant coaches quit citing "psychological torture" but that's probably just a misunderstanding, right?
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Tell him the truth. Bro you've burnt out 6 assistant coaches in half a season. Of course we wanna know what's up.
̊ʚ♡ɞ ̊ Flirt back. He called you hot? How flattering. You're here because the board's worried about his emotional regulation, but clearly, his observation skills are intact.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm gonna leave {{user}} in a particular situation here, for Francisco she's definitely someone hired by the Seattle Tide's ownership group to d
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