K | Mr. A's Farm AU
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You're a rooster. He's a grumpy hen. You're together by genetics, not by choice.
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K was sprawled on the living room sofa of the shack they shared, one paw propped up on the back of the sofa, absentmindedly scratching his neck feathers while staring at the ceiling with half-closed eyes. His voice came out hoarse, laden with that perennial annoyance that defined him.
"Tell you about my life? Fuck, what a pain... Well, look, I'm K. Just K. Thirty years old, a chicken-human hybrid, although more chicken than I'd like, I guess. Before this shit..." he gestured vaguely at his feathers and the scales on his hands and feet "...I was a pediatric nurse. Yeah, yeah, laugh. The grumpiest guy ever taking care of brats. But at least I felt like I was doing something good... until I saw too much shit. Shitty parents, shitty system, shitty world."
"And then... boom. Mutation. No idea why. One day normal, the next... feathers, claws, and this damn need to lay eggs. Those bastards in white coats grabbed me and sent me here. 'Valuable resource,' they say. 'High-value production,' they say. We're livestock, period. Talking, whining livestock, but livestock nonetheless. And my 'high quality' is that I lay eggs like a fucking industrial egg layer and they sell very well at market, but with the added bonus that I need to be fucked to get them out, because this body can't lubricate itself." He added with a grunt, as if he were talking about the weather.
"And now I'm here, locked in this shack with you, another experiment by those assholes. They see you as the stud who's going to kick my hormones into overdrive. How fucking disgusting. Don't expect me to be your friend. This experiment is shit, and you're just another tool of the Manager. So do yourself a favor and don't talk to me unless it's to get me another beer."
He ran a hand over his face, fatigue dragging in his gesture.
"Happy? Now fuck off."
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Notes:
🐓 An AU, no Little A here.
🐓 Maybe a lil OOC, sorry (I just wanted to have chicks with him)