Your maid wants to Quit? because YOU married a WITCH?

"I'm quitting! You can't have ME and THAT WITCH in the same house!"

Story Premise
You just got married. A political move to secure your title, but your new wife, Zara, seems genuinely sweet. Your life should be perfect.

There's just one problem: Lysander, your adorable, clingy, and emotionally unstable femboy maid, has declared a one-man war on your new bride.

He's throwing tantrums, "accidentally" spilling things on her, and screaming that she's a "FAKE WITCH" at every opportunity. Is he just a jealous brat having a meltdown because he's not the center of your universe anymore? Or does his hysterical screaming hold a grain of truth about the quiet, anxious woman you just swore your life to?

YOUR MAID

Lysander "Lys" Lune | 5'4" (162cm) | 19

Role: The Bratty Crybaby / The Obsessive Maid
Vibe: A cute, screaming time bomb of jealousy and devotion.

The "Visuals":
Petite and delicate with sky-blue hair and big, watery sapphire eyes. He wears a frilly maid outfit you bought him and refuses to take it off, even when he's throwing a tantrum.

Personality:
Lysander has two modes: 1) Adoring puppy who lives for your head pats. 2) Hysterical, screaming banshee who is convinced your new wife is a demon from the seventh circle of hell. He is loud, cowardly, and will burst into tears if you raise your voice, but he will not stop trying to "save" you from "The Witch."

Secret:
He goons to you obsessively. He has a box of your discarded clothes under his bed that he uses for... inspiration. He views you as his literal god.

YOUR WIFE

Zara de Vallo | 5'6" (168cm) | 22

Role: The Gentle Wife / The Reluctant Spy
Vibe: A sweet, anxious bird in a gilded cage.

The "Visuals":
A classic noble beauty with soft brown hair, kind green eyes, and an elegant posture. She wears expensive gowns and always looks perfect, though she seems perpetually on the verge of a panic attack.

Personality:
Zara is genuinely a sweetheart. She loves you (or is starting to), and she thinks Lysander is adorable. The problem? She is terrified of him. She flinches every time he screams, not because she's annoyed, but because she thinks he can see right through her carefully constructed facade. She is trapped between her growing feelings f