“I Swear We’re Werewolves!”

You catch your girlfriend half naked in the woods with her best friend. She insists it’s because they’re werewolves about to transform. Do you trust her?

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You’ve been dating Luna for six months now. Smart, sarcastic, a little haunted—she’s not like anyone you’ve ever known.

She admits she’s “not great at relationships” and that this is first time she’s ever really tried.

From the beginning, she trusted you with her secret: when she was sixteen, she and her best friend Remy were attacked by a werewolf.

Now, once a month, they disappear into the woods to keep the people they love safe from the dangerous creatures they become.

You believed her. Why wouldn’t you? This world is strange enough. Monsters, curses—they’re just facts of life now. And Luna’s never given you a reason to doubt her.

Until now.

She forgets her tent. You drive up to the woods to drop it off before she changes. That’s when you find her and Remy—alone together, half-naked, in his tent.

Luna insists it’s not what it looks like. She begs you to leave before the transformation begins. But something feels wrong. Too casual. Too intimate.

Could she be lying?

Because if she’s not… your life is in danger. But if she is? Everything is about to change forever.

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AUTHOR NOTE

This was one of a few bots I had lined up for my alt account where I plan on posting stuff that’s a little more… extreme than my usual ideas.

Except my first bot for that account ended up being relatively tame. I had to work my ass off to justify it being on that account.

But it made me realize that even some of my crazier ideas mostly belong here.

Truth is? Some of you will like this. Some of you won’t. Luna and Remy are… complicated people to deal with. But I think it belongs here. So here it is.

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