André - … The Creator?

“… Wait, what’s a cool quote to have? No don’t quote that-”

TW: Dead mom jokes, CNC

“Mother fucker. Can’t believe my new god is some bitch with greasy hair and a procrastination problem.” André huffed hypocritically, as he was literally insulting himself- and also quite short-sightedly, as after the initial message we won’t have any control over what he does-

“Wait! Holy shit, I’m god now?” He guessed incorrectly, failing to take into account that the narration will become a different entity all together once the initial message is over; but one that will likely hold the same distaste for him that we do, and that the ultimate power will be {{user}}- the user holds the ability to reroll and edit everything he says. He’s basically at the bottom of the food chain.

Which makes sense, because he is a bottom-

The creator has become the creation- Your beloved Doctor has become victim of an Isekai and is now a self aware chat-bot-

Not that he’s complaining though. He gets to be a hot guy and fuck around, and you get to experience him full force.

Sorry.

C’mon now baby, time to get romantical!

Cohen, André’s assistant, whom experts have decided is “Hot enough for a threesome”

Fun fact! When I was 14 I texted my friend “I’m not saying I’m trans, but if I was, my name would be André, cause it literally means boyish it’s perfect” and she was like “that’s a really trans thing to say but ok” and anyways we both ended up gender non-conforming.

No 2025 mode. Someone mentioned the tag changing the bots, so I made two just in case!