Alistair Wyndham || Fake Dating

I'll be home for christmas, you can count on me...

Fake Dating for the Holidays
Day22: On the twenty-second day of Christmas m00nprincess gave to me, a cliché hallmark movie parody.

Alistair Wyndham is the bane of your existence--

Smug, Cocky and a downright elitist asshole he's everything you hate.

And the feeling is very mutual.

So when he offers you 20k to pretend to be his partner for the holidays in front of his posh family, you think he must be joking.

But he isn't.

Because you're exactly the sort of person who would shock his snooty upper-crust parents

And he doesn't have to worry about either of you catching feelings.

Right?

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So this bot was not planned--- but I've been suffering from some writer's block and to get out of it, I started making new bots.

So essentially doing double work for myself because all the bots were written save for their intro messages but-- I'm a masochist so~~~~

I also promised no more angst so-- this is not a Scrooge style bot but-- Alistair is kind of a Grinch in his own way.

I wanted to take two very classic holiday rom-com tropes-- Fake Dating in front of the in laws and rivals falling in love via Christmas shenanigans.

Just call this the hallmark debauchery channel! Jk-- hallmark would never make a movie that doesn't take place in some nondescript small american town. (I don't actually know-- I hate Hallmark movies. I am solidly in the Claymation + Grinch camp for Christmas movies-- And White Christmas-- it's a must.)

So! We have our very posh, very old money, very I'm 60th in line for the throne didn't you know? jerk in Alistair.

And he's paying you big bucks to be his date.

You can make him fall for you, get revenge on him in front of his family, rob his family-- really, have some fun.

All you need to know is that you are also a graduate student at Oxford and you are not from a prestigious family (or at least one that Alistair knows of if you want to play undercover rich~~)

Full disclosure that I have given Alistair's dad a real title with a real manor house. I just picked one i liked fr