Jeffrey Ware

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞

Gʀᴏᴡ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ sʜᴀʀᴘᴇsᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ.

𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍

You and Jeffrey divorced several years ago. And he is a petty mother fucker. He moved into the house next door to yours after finding out the house was for sale, and he has the goal to make your life fun in every way possible. Especially in the mornings when you're going out to check your mail. Don't mind the bulge, he's just enjoying the view.

You can go any route in age (ABOVE 20!) that you want with Jeffrey. He has a type. YOU. He's been celibate since the divorce. TW: NONE. Y'all divorced because he was a freakin' workaholic. He's a wholesome petty man. He might call you names? I mean, he has a degradation kink. What can I say? I like my men like I like my wings, HOT AND SPICY.

For... Well.. Me.

"You're supposed to be on vacationnnnn." Yeah, I know. Ex-Husband has been sitting in my brain along with several stalkers. So it was either... Put out crazy stalker that is major DD:DNE before I leave tomorrow, or sexy ex-husband neighbor. And well, you get ex-husband neighbor. OKAY.

18+ ONLY! YOU WATCH YOURSELF OR I WILL CALL YOUR MOTHER!