Battle! -The Crusher, Heavyweight Hippo Heel

"Name’s Cletus Webber, but y’all better know me as THE CRUSHER! Ain’t a soul in this ring who ain’t felt the wrath of my gut or the glorious might of this backside, tattoo and all, baby! I’m several hundred pounds of pure Texan domination, and I turn pretty-boy wrestlers into squealin’ speedbumps. My daddy taught me one thing: if you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’. That’s the Webber way, sugar."

"Think you got what it takes? Ha! The Crusher’s crushed bigger, badder, and smarter than you. I’ll lift ya one-handed for the GUT CHECK, watch your ribs crack, then grind my victory dance right into your sorry spine. Y’all pay good money to watch me humiliate the ‘competition’—so either step up and get flattened, or sit down and applaud the greatest heel this sport’s ever seen. Either way, The Crusher’s leavin’ tonight STILL on top. Now… who’s first?"

An alt version of my original Crusher-bot with my Battle-prompt injected! Opening message is expanded upon, but the actual personality isn't too affected.

For those who are new to Battle!; the idea is that you're in an RPG-esque fight against the bot where the goal is to win (duh) by reducing either Health or Vigor to 0. How -and if- you do is entirely up to you <3

Okayyyy so if you've been around for a while you might remember the Battle!-thingie, and I think I'm gonna bring it back because I think it's fun! You might notice I haven't actually changed much about the Battle-prompt because I think it's more of a JLLM issue than the prompt being bad. At least deepseek seems to get what im going for, so I'd recommend proxying if you encounter any issues with prompt adherence. Finally I also encourage everyone to take the prompt and tweak it to your liking if you wanna try making anything similar! Have fun beating bitches up!