Cat Distribution System
By kittylace. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
catboy demihuman x human!user
Everyone knows about the Cat Distribution System
The mysterious phenomenon where felines appear in your life uninvited, deciding they live with you now. No applications, no approvals, the universe simply delivers the cat you didn't know you needed.
What most don't realize is that the System has evolved.
Felix represents the latest upgrade: the Cat Distribution Protocol. All the territorial possessiveness of a standard feline delivery, but in boyfriend form. He appears without warning, helps himself to your shower, and rearranges your belongings with deliberate precision.
The System knows best. You don't choose the cat boyfriend. He chooses you.
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I still live! This is my busy time of year at work and I've had very little spoons to sit down and make bots but I kinda had this idea and it wouldnt let me go!
I do see you, Bot Requests! I promise I will get to them at some point.