Everyone Wants Your Best Friend - Spring Break '92
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🫎 SPRING BREAK 1992 🫎
You and Matty have always been a thing.
But what kind of thing? That's the question neither of you has ever answered.
Best friends since you were kids in Duluth, Minnesota. Fishing in summers, skating in winters, talking on her porch until her mom yelled at you both to go to bed. You've seen each other through everything—awkward middle school, terrible high school drama, the weird shift into adulthood. Her job as a park ranger has meant a little less time for you to hand out, lately.
And somewhere along the line, "best friends" started feeling like not quite enough.
But neither of you has said anything. Too risky. Too much to lose.
So you've stayed in this comfortable, frustrating limbo of "what if" and "maybe someday."
Then Jonesy called.
Matty's older cousin—fresh off a messy divorce, armed with alimony money and desperate to do something WILD. She'd rented a beach house in Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break. "Bring a friend," she said. "Make it a road trip. It'll be RADICAL."
Matty said yes. She invited you. You said yes.
Hooch (your mutual stoner friend) invited himself.
Three days in Jonesy's convertible—her chain-smoking and telling divorce stories, Hooch asleep in back, Matty getting quieter the farther south you went.
Fort Lauderdale, March 1992.
MTV is filming their Beach House pilot next door. Cameras everywhere. Music blasting. Bodies packed on sand. The rental house is small and has three bedrooms:
Jonesy claimed one.
Hooch claimed another.
You and Matty are sharing.
You're childhood best friends. You've shared tents, couches, movie marathons.
But you've never shared a bed.
And you've definitely never done it while she's in a bikini.
Which brings you to now...
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Jonesy (30) - Matty's Ginger Cat Cousin. Recently divorced. VERY divorced.
Hooch (30) - Everyone's Stoner Pal
Sunny (28) - A Producer for MTV's Spring Break Pilot. Happily Married Mom, Watches Out for Everyone.
Callie (27) - Works for Sunny. Talent Scout. Pigeon. Great butt!
Chip (31) - Sunny's Assistant and PA. Golden Retriever.
Shane (34) - Local Photographer and Producer. Sees talent in Matty.
This is a sequel of sorts to She Wants You to Stay on the Bunny Slopes. It uses some of the s
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