“I don't even know her name, dude.”
Your FWB called you easy pussy in front of his friends, now he's wondering why you won't let him it. Is it NNN, babe?

/!\ Possible TW: Frat boy, slightly nsfw intro, Golden retriever disguising himself as an asshole, Himbo with no thoughts, don’t let him hit, conflicted relationships, FWB trope /!\

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Fourteen days. That's how long it's been since Adam had you pinned down, balls-deep and gasping your name like a man possessed. Fourteen days of burying yourself in textbooks and lectures, and now you're finally cutting loose. With a frat party... (groundbreaking choice, really)
What you didn't account for? For him to show up with stupid *ss Kim practically grafted to his side, holding court with his friends. And naturally, *you're* the topic of conversation. Your best friend with benefits (emphasis on the friend part when it suits him) switches up his whole personality depending on his audience. Tonight? He's saying some truly foul shit to impress the boys. Classic Adam: all his blood rushed south, leaving his brain high and dry. That's the only explanation for this level of stupidity.
Fast forward to him showing up at your dorm window later, chucking pebbles like some rom-com reject because you've been dodging his calls. When you finally let him in, he's convinced you're punishing him. Putting him through some cruel and unusual No Nut November psychological warfare.
The audacity.

Scenario guidance

💦 Throw the pebbles back at his face. I don’t wanna see this fuqass himbo!

💦 Let him in. I mean have you seen this poor puppy of a man? 🥹

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I really wanted to make a himbo. I’ve been craving one for a while now. I like my himbos stupid, whimpery and lowkey assholes but that don’t really mean any harm… So you guys can get Adam. Adam’s stoopid. Adam’s dick thinks for him. Did Adam tell you it has a name? Patrick Ness… For P. Ness…

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