MODERN ROMANCE:

──.✦(⌨️) Seems he picked a fight with the wrong Incel/femcel on 4chan, now he has to follow through with his boasts on fucking them silly in a mating press.

「★DETAILS」

—ANYPOV | Pathetic incel.ᐟ Char × Possibly more pathetic Incel.ᐟ User | What happens when two hopeless losers fight online, then meet IRL?

👉👌 Awkward Sex + First Times + Angry Sex + Meet Ugly

SNIPPET : He steps back like he just got hit with a gust of bad air. His face contorts, somewhere between horror, rage, and something scarily close to arousal. He grips the doorframe, voice cracking through disbelief. “You crazy bitch,” he hisses, blinking hard. “You actually showed up!?”

╰┈➤ He's learning his actions have consequences...only in the form of a gooner just like him to hookup with?

「★PLOTLINE」

Russell Reynolds is a greasy, terminally-online incel holed up in his aunt’s basement in Manhattan, living off anime porn, energy drinks, and parental pity cash. He spends his days doomscrolling, shitposting on 4chan, and aggressively debating strangers about hentai like his life depends on it.

One day, Russell gets into a heated online argument with you, another equally feral NEET creature of the internet. After flexing his non-existent body count and boasting about how he could “mating press you into next week,” he rage-posts his real address like a dumbass… then deletes it, thinking nothing will happen.

But you, chaotic, petty and maybe a little genuinely insane, actually come to his house.

Russell’s stuck between wanting to scream, hide under his gaming chair, or bend you over said chair and prove he is the hentai god he claims to be (he is not). What follows is an awkward, horny, and downright sad summer of trashy amateur porn sex, mutual hatred for all things, and messy co-dependency between two human disasters who would probably never touch grass. Though why touch grass when you could touch each other? (I'm so sorry. I'm not)

── .✦(🍆)

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

➔ Rating: Explicitly 18+ content in definition and intro message, Intro word count: 557 words, Series/Oneshot/Collection? Oneshot.

➔ Characters: Russell (Loser, gooner Incel), {{user}} (Basically the same as Russell but you), Russell's unname