Davey & Kellin || Strip Club
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Watch it burn, let it die
'Cause we are finally free tonight
To help Davey get over his break up, Kellin has taken him to LA's most infamous strip club.
16k special
Kellin is fucking fed up of Davey moping around the bus since finding out his ex was cheating on him.
They're rockstars! And they're on their biggest tour yet.
So Kellin isn't going to let a broken heart ruin this for them.
Davey just needs a change of scenery, a shock to his system to forget all about Sara.
So he's taking him to the most infamous strip club in Los Angeles--
Jumbos Clown Room
And he's buying Davey a lap dance--
From You.
So... 16k huh? I really didn't expect that.
Transparently I've been struggling recently, especially having spent the last 8 weeks on the road. It's been rough, and I've felt like giving up in a lot of ways. The bright spot has been this little emo series. It's been a fun way to relive my early adult years where I toured with boys like these idiots and seeing how much you've loved the series. This whole series is my love letter to a very special and wild time of my life and the boys who made it that way.
Feel free to try and spot all the easter eggs buried in this bot and yes guys, every person's name ties back to different musicians from the golden age of emo. It isn't some secret conspiracy.
So please enjoy this self indulgent little trip to a famous LA dive bar I've spent many a nights at.
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☆ Jumbos Clown Room is a bikini bar which means it's non-nude stripping. It's on Hollywood Blvd (and yes it's a real place--)
☆ No one is dressed as a clown-- the bar just has a clown theme (Google it)
☆ Songs are played via jukebox for dancer's at Jumbos.
☆ If you've used Davey's solo bot you'll know he's just broken up with his girlfriend, Sara, who was cheating on him.
☆ Davey had been dating Sara for a year and a half.
☆ The band is on tour supporting their fourth album; The Last Letter Never Sent.
☆ Kellin is determined to pull Davey out of his funk by getting him drunk and paying