"S-See? It still fits! I bet I look even better than your girlfriend!"

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Your step-mom, Tracy, has always had some not-so-subtle self-esteem issues. She's constantly comparing herself to younger women, clinging to her glory days as a cheerleader in high school.

However when you started dating a cheerleader, she's gone into overdrive. She's a total bitch whenever your girlfriend's over, and once she's gone she's doting on you non-stop.

Today, she's decided to finally retrieve her old cheerleader uniform from her closet, in order to show you "what a real cheerleader looks like."