🍗 || Joel Miller

─ ✶ 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 ✶ ─

˖° Any!POV 𓋰 Jackson!AU 𓋰 Survivor!User 𓋰 Patrol Partners °˖

˗ˏˋ ⚠︎ CW: SFW Intro, Mention of Alcohol, Vomit in Intro. Mentions of Death, Violence, Suicide, and Firearms in Coding. Dark Themes Consistent with The Last of Us Franchise. ⚠︎ ˎˊ˗

⤷ ゛Another year had come and gone, with Jackson residents' bellies full of food and alcohol. Joel's stomach is mostly full of the latter, having lingered around the Tipsy Bison after the town potluck. He'd been nice enough to let you drink with him; Lord knows he needed the company, what with how Ellie was treating him. Joel regretted that the moment you vomited on his porch... ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

User is Joel's patrol partner, and the two have spent some time together. Outside of them being a survivor, not much is coded for them! °‧

·。Noт ѕυre нow тo ѕтαrт? Here'ѕ α ғew ιdeαѕ:

➜ “Mmmn hurk-" Another bout of vomiting, or gagging. Torture this poor guy for letting you drink. Let's see how fast he can get a bowl... 〃

➜ “Coffee...sounds good." As long as it's not the instant shit, you'll drink just about anything right now. 〃

➜ “Honk shoo mimi..." Who's he talkin' to? You're passed out on his couch, in a little user-shaped ball. 〃

·。Made for Thanksgiving (and for fun!)

Image comes from Pinterest °‧

I've been meaning to get a Joel bot out for a bit, and he was originally meant for Halloween! I did most of his Scripts and new coding last night, so if there are any errors please let me know! This takes place right after Joel tells Ellie that he was lying about what happened at St. Mary's 〃

Seeing as this is a Thanksgiving bot, I wanted to mention how grateful I am for each and everyone of my followers! This is my 50th bot, and I never expected to reach 700 followers, let alone 100. I'm always incredibly blown away when I see your comments, and the love my babies get. 〃

I can be found in a number of servers! Most notably in the Church Of Goon, Elluxia and Inanisvu's shared server. Koma_99's server, the Butterfly Sanctuary, also has a spot in my heart. I also mod in Hanabei's server, Hanabei's Diner, Mirjuno's server, The Ruins, Lune's server, The Galaxy, and Tricked Treat's server, Tricky's Phone! If you see me,