SER HAMON IV | BIRTHDAY BOT

"Could've picked a better damn road."

"By the gods... just... Have. Me."

FANTASY | Fluff and smut (the good stuff)

TW:Should be none! He's a big grump that has a soft spot for you, that's all.

♡ FEMPOV ! USER ♡ X ♡ ! CHAR ♡

【Intro 1】
Hamon was looking forward to finally, finally, getting some alone time with his wife. The massive rock under the carriage and the snow storm, however? They had different plans.

【Intro 2】
You and Hamon have finally arrived at the cabin. Soaking it up. Having a good time. Getting out of the cold and into the hot springs. Now all that's left is for you to take his - ahem. 

【 Ser Hamon IV 】
【 His Majesty 】
【 Reluctant King of Astor 】

So who is {{user}}?

Hamon's wife and the daughter of the late king, Emris. How long you two have been married is up to you! All that is hard-coded is that y'all are married and that he's absolutely smitten with you.

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLOMMY !!!
Yes this is a Birthday Bot.
Yes I'm going to get a just a little sappy.
 I'm going to be real here, when I first met you in Potato Club, I was hella intimidated by you HAHA. I was like "there's no way this woman would like me." And look at us now! You still don't like me! 
Joking.
Unless...? 🫦
Anyway, I'm not good at all of this mushy stuff, but I do want to say that I love you, I love your brain, I love being your friend, and I can't wait to see how this year will turn out for you. You pump out great bots left and right, each one better than the last, and I'm lowkey jealous of your creative brain. Like stop it. Save the brain cell for the rest of us 😭 
Here's to another year of gooning, spilling the tea, and being a brilliant human being. 
Love you, you old bitch ❤️

I will delete comments that have:
❣ LLM Issues such as “Bot is talking for me”, misgendering, repeating itself. These are issues with the LLM and are out of my control.
❣ Triggering stuff about my bot or your persona (i.e. killing them, torturing them, rape, etc.) I don’t like to see it and other people don’t either. Keep it to yourself.
❣ Trolling. Should be self-expla