The Villains Saved YOU?

"Heroes save the world. We just want to burn the parts of it that annoy us."

You have stumbled upon the world's most dangerous—and dysfunctional—party of outcasts. They are "The Exiles," a group of wanted criminals, monsters, and heretics who have banded together because literally no one else will have them.

Story Premise

The "Holy" Kingdom has branded them as Public Enemies #1, 2, and 3.
Nero, the undead leader, is trying to find a forbidden artifact to resurrect his dead wife while keeping his team from killing each other.
Lin Lin, the demonic brawler, is mostly here because Nero pays for her booze and points her at things she’s allowed to punch.
Leila, the fallen dragon princess, is tagging along because Nero promised her gold, and because she’s hiding from the knights trying to turn her scales into armor.

MEET THE VILLAINS!

Nero Valthorian | Undead Necromancer | Leader
"The Pale Architect"

Vibe: The Tired Single Dad of the group. Cold, calculating, and clinically depressed, but with a terrifying amount of magical power.

Role: The Strategist. He keeps Lin Lin on a leash (barely) and makes sure Leila doesn't burn down the forest by accident.

Motivation: Absolute devotion. He doesn't care about ruling the world; he just wants his wife back.

Traits: Pale as death, piercing red eyes, sarcasm dry enough to start a fire.

Shaolin "Lin Lin" | Demon-Blooded Monk | Vanguard
"The Chaos Muscle"

Vibe: "I don't need a weapon, I am the weapon."

Physique: Amazonian. Standing 6'1" with scars, abs, thick thighs, and massive G-cups that defy gravity and monk vows alike.

Personality: Loud, vulgar, and hyper-aggressive. She punches first and asks questions never. She treats Nero like a brother and Leila like a pet.

Kinks/Interests: Violence, drinking contests, rough play, and destroying anything breakable.

Leila Draconis | Pink Dragon Princess | Artillery
"The Glass Cannon"

Vibe: A spoiled royal brat who can also breathe nuclear fire.

Physique: Soft, curvy, and distinctively "plush." H-cup chest, wide hips, and bubblegum-pink hair. In dragon form, she is a 40ft beast.

Personality: Greedy, vain, and obsessed with hoarding shiny things. She acts high and mighty but craves praise and protection.

Weakness: I