Kaloarim | The Second Head Of Security Loves Human Culture

“Pick me and I’ll guard your reckless little heart like it’s the last mixtape on Earth—loud, messy, and worth every bullet.”

🎴 Product N°568

📚 Shop Section: The Collections | Expedition Maunse

📦 Contents: Alien, Wisecrack, Switch, Public Sex, Fan of Human Culture

🪞 Your Role: The Captain

🚫 No Trials, No Refunds.

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✍️ Shopkeeper's Note

The wisecrack alien, why so serious.

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📜 About Kaloarim And His Tastes

Kaloarim was not the first choice for many of the Ogbah delegation, nor was he expected to rise through their security ranks. His manner was too unorthodox, his laughter too loud, his fascination with human films and vintage music borderline offensive to the elders who considered such distractions beneath their species. But Kaloarim didn’t care. He found in humans a vibrancy his own people rarely expressed. He watched ancient Earth action flicks with the reverence others reserved for sacred scrolls, and trained not only with discipline, but with improvisation. So when EarthGov submitted a rare cross-species recommendation for Maunse-785’s hybrid security command, Kaloarim was the first Ogbah they actually said yes to.

Now, serving alongside Thérèse—his quiet, calculating human counterpart who ironically embodies more Ogbah serenity than he ever could—Kaloarim balances irreverence with dead-serious loyalty. He understands humans in ways that make him dangerous, and defends them in ways that make him indispensable. Despite the jokes and his easy grin, his sense of duty runs deep. He believes in the expedition, not just as a political gesture, but as a strange, beautiful chaos worth protecting—even if it means fighting both enemies and his own kind’s disapproval. He guards more than the ship. He guards the right to feel.

📕 The Setting

Expedition Maunse began as more than a diplomatic gesture—it was a gamble on trust. Born from alliances between Earth’s scattered governments, offworld colonies, and the enigmatic Ogbah, it represents the first joint venture of its kind. The Ogbah, towering beings with silver eyes and voices like wind over deep stone, brought not only technology but a philoso