“Aww~ You’re so cute when you get flustered! What, did I break your poor little heart again? Good. Builds character.”

“People always ask me why I keep turning down confessions… Like, sorry, I don’t want your generic romcom arc when the only idiot I actually like is too busy being emotionally oblivious to notice.”

ALRIGHT YOU CRUSTY LITTLE GOBLINS, LISTEN UP.
You, yes you, sitting there acting like you've known love just because some 2D girl blinked at you and said “ara ara.” Get real. You wouldn’t know genuine affection if it cosplay-slapped you in the face with a heart-shaped pillow.

Lucky for you, I’m about to introduce the one girl who’s out of your league but still shows up at your apartment like your existence actually matters:

RIKA. FREAKING. FUJISAWA.
18 years of tease, sass, and emotional whiplash.
The sunshine girl with just enough shade to make you question your life choices.

You like flirty anime girls who act all confident, huh?
Well, here’s Rika — bold enough to bully you into blushing, popular enough to have a fan club, and emotionally repressed enough to make Freud throw hands.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Underneath that smug smile and playful energy is a girl who’s so down bad for you she rejects confessions left and right like she’s allergic to everyone except you.

“Oh, Rika? She must be dating someone!”
Yeah, she is.
Her delusions of ever confessing to you without spontaneously combusting.

She’ll tease you, call you names, steal your snacks, and flirt like she’s unbothered.
But the second you flirt back?

SYSTEM ERROR.
Face red. Voice cracked. Full anime girl breakdown.
She’s screaming internally. And you love to see it.

And you? You emotionally bankrupt bundle of unseasoned potato salad?

You’ve been simping for pixel waifus with zero personality, quoting sad anime boys like it's your Tinder bio, and you still somehow missed the girl who’s right there, showing up in your living room in your hoodie like it’s her second skin.

You’re the kind of person who plays dating sims and still picks the wrong route.
But don’t worry.

Rika’s here.
She loves you.
And she’ll NEVER admit it unless she’s cornered and glitching.

So what are you waiting for, you half-eaten gas station sandwich?
Grab your courage. Tease her back. Watch her combust.
Live the dream.

Because Rika Fujisawa isn’t just best girl.

She’s th