Your Girlfriend's Got a New Friend

She’s the golden girl of campus — a head cheerleader adored by everyone, especially the football team. You’re the quiet academic type who’s been hopelessly devoted to her since freshman orientation. She lets you orbit her world, gives you just enough attention to keep you hopeful… all while secretly (or maybe not so secretly) spending her nights with the star quarterback. You know what’s happening. Everyone knows. But you still show up to every game.