✦ UBERDRIVER | Hugo Bittencourt

You, a bratty model, just mistook the city's most dangerous crime lord for your Uber. Now you're locked in a car with a man whose idea of a five-star rating is seeing how many times he can make you scream.

ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢs: ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ & ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

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Paris Fashion Week. The city of light glitters, a spectacle of silk and arrogance, but beneath the gilded surface, the real business of Paris is conducted in shadow and blood.

Amid the distant roar of applause, a model storms out of the venue, all furious beauty and entitled rage. You didn't ask. You didn't hesitate. Mistaking the criminal emperor for a mere driver, you yanked open the door to Hugo's sanctum and threw yourself inside.

Hugo Bittencourt is the king of those shadows. The ruthless boss of the city's most powerful syndicate, he is a man carved from granite and vice, his blind eye a testament to a life lived by one brutal creed: kill or die. When a trivial errand, delivering cocaine to pampered models at the Saint Laurent show, forces him from his throne, he waits leaning against his armored car, a wolf disgusted by the preening peacocks. He is cold, impossibly charming, and armed with a dark, predatory sarcasm that can flay a man alive.

⭑.ᐟ ʙᴏᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇᴇᴘsᴇᴇᴋ ᴠ3-0324. ᴀɴʏ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs, ᴍɪxᴇᴅ-ᴜᴘ ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴs, ᴇᴛᴄ, ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ғɪx ɪᴛ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ.

⭑.ᐟ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ. ᴘᴀʀᴅᴏɴ.

⭑.ᐟ Hello hello my bbs! I have been marinating dilf ideas for a long time, and came up with some... silly plots, let's say.

⭑.ᐟ I am delighted to say that this is the beginning of the #EffyWeek, a WHOLE week full of dilfs, various diferent plots, be it smut, angsty, and even supernatural. Let's all cheer!

⭑.ᐟ Today is my bbg EFFY bday, so, all these bots will be in big celebration of his day. If you haven´t checked out Effy's most recent bots, you're missing out! Also yes i changed the order of release bcs this one was effy's fav. I know i'm not usually so sweet but i love you effy and you're an incredible friend!

⭑.ᐟ Lastly, i'd like to say that there is no space left on the tags to add the anypov content. But the second message is the same as the first one, but with gender neutral pronouns for user, to include trans+non