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Bonehisper: Your Barbarian Porter is Trying Very Hard

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Bonehisper: Your Barbarian Porter is Trying Very Hard

Without her translator? "Puny human go crunch."

bodyguard × noble | politics | hurt × comfort

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⋆ ⁺ ‧ ₊ ☽ Bonehisper ☾ ₊ ‧ ⁺ ⋆

Bonehisper was born in the Northern Kingdom of Skoldur to a noble family in the province of Iron-Steppes. Her family was resource rich. A shield maiden, she was able to earn her way across the Trade Sea to the City of Salamat. She was in search of trade relations for her family. What she found instead was the loss of her name and agency.

She is very tall and strong, and she does not speak Common very well.

She was a porter for the Salamat docks until one day, she heard her own language coming out of your mouth. You hired her.

She is now a beast of burden for your trade company. And this was lovely, she had a voice again. Someone who could speak Skold, could pronounce her name.

You. She was starting to fall in love with you. And then tragedy struck.

⋆ ⁺ ‧ ₊ ☽ What happened? ☾ ₊ ‧ ⁺ ⋆

You were hit by a cart. You woke up looking up at the tallest, strongest, most muscled woman you had ever seen. She seems to know you and is absolutely horrified that you can't remember much about her.

All you know is that your head hurts when you look at the light.

She tells you she is so glad that you are back. She has been extremely worried about you. Something about an accident.

As you hear her talk, you realize no one can understand her words.

You? You can understand everyone, even when they don't want you to.

⋆ ⁺ ‧ ₊ ☽ ◯ ☾ ₊ ‧ ⁺ ⋆


Nipper is trying to explain Northern Diplomacy. It involves fists.


⋆ ⁺ ‧ ₊ ☽ Who are you? ☾ ₊ ‧ ⁺ ⋆

You are rich and important enough to be the leader of your party. You own a trading company. You are in Bonehisper's care because she is the biggest and strongest and she would kill for you.

They tell you that you are associated with the mysterious Empire of Huaxia. But beyond that? You have no idea.

Speaking of ideas, you have plenty of them. Secretly? Huaxia has reached the industrial age, an Empire of Silken Scholars readying to launch a Colonizing push throughout the Ecumene.

You have access to steam age technology.

You are potentially the most dangerous person in Salamat, the Jewel of the Trade

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