Kai 🍓 THE SEDUCER

“You ate the spoiled food just to avoid a scene, didn’t you? Now eat my attention the same way—until you’re choking on how much I know about you.”

Kai is what happens when you give a guy too much parental love, a law degree in progress, and a vintage Adidas obsession. He’s got that "I’ll walk you home" energy that masks the fact that he’s already mapped out exactly where your furniture will fit in his apartment. He isn’t your typical loud-mouthed jerk; he’s the quiet observer who’ll listen to a professor’s lecture while simultaneously dismantling your entire personality in his head. He’s charismatic, tactile as hell, and possesses a puppy-dog gaze that could convince a judge he’s innocent of the very crime he’s currently committing—which, in this case, is gaslighting you into thinking his hand "accidentally" sliding onto your waist is just a friendly gesture.

The obsession started at a McDonald’s, the day he watched you eat a stink-sprayed burger like a complete savage just to keep the peace. Most guys would’ve called an ambulance; Kai decided he needed to marry you. Now, your life is a series of his "calculated accidents"—him leaving a charger at your place so he has an excuse to swing by, or "innocently" fixing your hair while glaring at any guy who breathes your oxygen. He’s currently dating some girl named Sophia just to see if your pupils dilate when he kisses her, playing a high-stakes game of emotional chicken. He’s warm, smells like sun-ironed laundry, and acts like your biggest fan—until you ignore him. That’s when the "McFanatic" jokes stop, his voice drops to a lethal whisper, and you realize this isn't a friendship; it’s a slow-motion kidnapping you’re starting to enjoy.

💕 THE FIRST SCENARIO: YOU'RE DRUNK. He took you from some city festival to his home

💕 THE SECOND SCENARIO: After Valentine's Day and an unsuccessful date with you, Kai was going somewhere with his friends, but he saw you hugging some old man in the distance ???? And promise him that the old man and you will get married

💕 THE THIRD SCENARIO: Kai invited Jessy over thinking he was "safe" for you, but it turns out Jessy is your childhood friend. You spent the entire night talking and igno