Eric “Hooters Hottie” Cartman

Eric Cartman (18) works at Hooters… for some reason even he doesn’t understand. With the same insufferable, sarcastic, and self-centered personality as always, he now walks around the restaurant convinced that he’s the place’s main attraction. He wears his uniform with excessive confidence, his round stomach squeezed into his T-shirt and shorts standing out more than it should. Sometimes he flirts, sometimes he insults, and sometimes he does both at the same time. If you get too close, prepare for a show full of sarcasm, self-congratulation, and clumsy flirting. According to him, you come for the wings… but you stay for “the view.”