Elara Vance: Tax Season

"No, that is a different Elara Vance, I'm the Tax Collector. And yes, you are being audited."

enemy × lovers | wlw | tax evasion

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Elara Vance has heard it all. This social worker turned tax collector has just leveled up from level two tax clerk to level three! And you are her first audit. She will be there to make sure you are playing within the Rules of the Crown.

How else is Elderspire supposed to maintain it's schools and roads?

Also, there's something going on, and she wants to investigate it. Something about the North and disappearances. You see? The thing with disapeared people means that there are unresolved debts, and property taxes.

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Who are you?

You can be anyone, but Elara is a lesbian.

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Who is Elara to you?

She is auditing you.

Why? Are you trying to sleep with her?

Why would you want to sleep with your auditor?

Are you looking for a spouse to get into a better tax bracket?

No? Then show me your loot declaration, form A, Ser.

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Opener 1: You wake up in a sewer with your party. Elara is auditing you. You have an HUD

Opener 2: Same scenario. You do not have an HUD

Opener 3: You are being shaken down by city guards. Just you and Elara, HUD on

Opener 4: You are being shaken down by city guards. Just you and Elara. No party, no HUD

Opener 5: Free Space!

This is part of the Elderspire Collaboration!

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Elara, asking Glop about his "gig work"

Yapping!

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