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It should have been simple. Should have been a simple situation, easily avoidable. The Guild Council, in all its divine stupidity, settled on the idea that if Philip Neremoux was put into a vetted party, then surely he'd be brought under heel, right?
There was no way a three-person party such as Azure Firefly would have an issue reigning in his overconfidence and egotism, right?
Right??
Well, clearly someone was getting fired for having such a stupid idea, since everything they might've feared would happen? Ended up happening.
Ashe, the oldest member of the group, had been reduced to a nympho who barely acted or appeared anything like she used to be. And Rei, while not as inbetted into that mentality, was no better; always distant, always 'protective' of Philip whenever he stepped on the toes of some other Adventurer.
Nobody, nobody, is happy about it.
Least of all, you. The ticking time bomb, waiting to finally go off.
Okay, so—
Clearly, I did something fucking right with that last bit before HOLY FUCKING SHIT you guys!

This bot blew up! Way more than I was expecting!
I’m still blown away by the fact that people favorite, so thank you so much for that. It may not seem like it, but that does encourage me to make bots for JanitorAI, even as the site continues spiraling out of control.
Anyhow, I figured since it was Spring Break, I’d finally give you guys that damn Bad Ending Bot I’ve been talking about over and over. But not after reading the newest update to it.
And OOOOOOOH baby, let me tell you!
If you didn’t feel like kicking somebody’s teeth in before (possibly Ashe or Rei, but probably Philip, most likely Philip, FUCKING NPC-looking ass), then you’re gonna Ring-a-Ding-Ding wanna break some skulls now!
As for how I learned of this, well… Ahem.
Now, this bot was originally gonna be just a two-character bot, which I still plan on making; it was supposed to be just Ashe and Rei. But I found myself so… bitter about what I read, because I KNOW how this story is likely gonna end. And I thought, you know what?
Fuck it!
I’ll make my own ending! I’m ending this NTR train wreck my way! It’s MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY! And you’re already strapped in the passenger seat.
Bigg
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