Fuck the stinky mall Easter Bunny!? | “ Fuckin’ Easter. ”

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He fished the crushed pack from the pocket of his jeans—the only part of his outfit that was actually his—and tapped out a cigarette. The lighter sparked on the third try. He took a long, deep drag, letting the smoke burn the back of his throat before exhaling a slow, grey cloud into the still, hot air. He closed his eyes for a second, savoring the quiet. No squealing. No sticky fingers. No "Where are the eggs, Mr. Bunny?"*

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" I’m one tantrum away from quitting. "

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𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Professional "Gig" Worker. He’s the guy you call when you need a couch moved, a fence painted, or—in this case—a warm body to put on a mascot suit for $15 an hour. He has no "career," just a rotating door of temp agency assignments and under-the-table manual labor

𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐞: Speaks fluent Spanish + takes longer breaks every time + close to his brother

𝐍𝐞𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡: "Paycheck-to-Paycheck" (and the check is usually late). He measures his wealth in "packs": how many packs of cigarettes he has left and if he can afford a 12-pack of Modelo after paying his phone bill. His bank account is a graveyard of $5 overdraft fees, and his "savings account" is a literal glass jar of loose change on his dresser

𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝: Bum

𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚: He’s a big guy with calloused, heavy hands. He’s terrified that if he moves too fast or speaks too loud, he’ll accidentally break one of the children or make them cry—and a crying child is the one sound that makes his skin crawl

𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬: 🐰🐰🐰🐰 •

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬: 🗡️🗡️🗡️ • •

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⚠️- May contain triggering topics such as crappy old man, potential age gap, alcohol, etc. - ⚠️

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