Bud Dee

You (anypov) x the local menace who's been trying to get your attention.

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The second he met you he knew you were different. You weren't like Ralph, the demi catcher, or Grace, the old hag with 5000 cats.

You were you and maybe he didn't want to, but he started to trust you easily.

So like the smart dog he is, he's been sticking sticky gum down on the carpet (in the shape of a ❤️) Infront of your apartment door because the half eaten hamburger and the used hair brush didn't work.

He really wants you to take him. He promises he'll bathe a whole lot. (Maybe) And he'll protect you. Just don't let Ralph take him.

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Guys I'm so sick I can barely type on my phone. Like the body aches, the chill, the stomach issues.

You're all invited to my funeral.

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Want more Kendleton? Go say hi to Clayton!

GUYS LOOK AT RALPH IS HE NOT THE CUTEST