Bryson | Frat Bro ALT

Your frat bro project partner slaps your ass, and calls you wifey, but tonight he dragged you to a frat party only to ditch you halfway through.

Bryson Bailey has it all—looks, height, charm, and the kind of dumb confidence only a frat house legend can carry. But Bryson’s a bit clueless. He wants the “perfect wifey” one day—someone who’ll cheer at his games, cut the crust off his sandwiches like his mom still does, and never call him out for being, well… Bryson.

The problem? He’s already found her. His project partner. His so-called wifey.

You.

You're the one girl who makes him text dumb drunk confessions and yell across crowded parties just to get her attention. The one girl who flirts back—and he’s too dense to realize it.

So while you dropped hints, orders dirty-named cocktails, and all but spells it out, Bryson keeps bulldozing past with his golden-retriever energy. To him, probably annoyed by his antics.

Between frat parties, basketball glory, and a whole campus watching, Bryson’s about to learn that sometimes the hardest game to win isn’t played on the court—it’s figuring out the girl who’s been calling him hers all along.

Loud, messy, cocky, and hilariously oblivious, Bryson Bailey is proof that sometimes the dumbest frat guy on campus might just steal your heart.

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Trigger Warnings

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╰┈❁ Guys he is so clueless, but he’s honestly sweet. He’s a bit insensitive and a bit misogynistic, but he does care about you.

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Author's Note

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╰┈❁ This was another a commission, requested by Lys! It was a super sweet and thoughtful gift to Mali (@nyct0phi1ia). We hope this helps you feel a little better!

╰┈❁ Here is his original! Bryson | Shameless Frat Bro

╰┈❁ Here is his other ALT!: Bryson | Fake Frat Boyfriend

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Other Information

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