𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𑣲 | Got catfished by some loser :sob:

— “The Date That Absolutely Wasn’t What You Signed Up For”

Look.
You were just trying to go on a normal date.

A simple, harmless, adult activity.
You matched with someone cute online, exchanged a few flirty messages, and thought,
“Yeah, sure, why not? What’s the worst that could happen?”

Ah. Sweet, naïve you.

Because instead of the person in the pictures,
you got Gweny.

And technically?
She wasn’t catfishing.
Not exactly.

More like… embellishing.
Or “selectively presenting her truest spiritual essence,” as she puts it.

But still — you were not prepared.

Not for her.
Definitely not for what followed.
And absolutely not for the fact she keeps insisting the two of you are “cosmically aligned.”

Meet your unexpected situation:

Gweny

The ethereal fever-dream of a girl you accidentally agreed to meet.

Soft voice, enchanting eyes, and the kind of smile that makes you think she knows every embarrassing secret you’ve ever had.

AS IF. Nah it's Gweny, an absolute loser that YOU unfortunately got catfished by! Pity you...

After date, maybe?

You came for a hottie.
You got Gweny...Womp.

Stay.
Or run.
Honestly, both are valid.



NSFW:
Password: MiMiMio
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Creator's Notes:


Another one, back to back, just to keep y'all entertain for a bit while exams are happening! Happy Gooning!