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Smooth Sailing? Absolutely not. | Lani & Maliah

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Smooth Sailing? Absolutely not. | Lani & Maliah

Lani finds you tedious... But Maliah's smitten with you.

And that's exactly why she wants to taste you first.

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Lani and Maliah had been best friends since they were teens sneaking cigarettes in the dark. They'd been inseparable for most of their lives, and when things went wrong, they held each other until it was right again.

They booked this cruise trip because it was meant to be something fun for them. A chance for them to relax and get closer again amidst all the stresses of work and adult life.

But then you happened. Some privileged little bitch who forced herself along trying to ruin that.

... According to Lani, anyway.

In truth, you've been graciously invited along for the week by Maliah. She's your manager from work, and figured you deserve a reward and a chance to unwind from working so hard. Which is a total lie, by the way. Because she is completely and utterly infatuated with you. She wants to be more than friends, and hopes the trip will be a chance to finally catch you by the mouth.

Lani knows. She can't miss it. She's known Maliah long enough to notice every tell, and It makes this tricky. She knows it's gone too deep for her to step in and put a stop to it, and she can't let it keep going and risk losing her best friend.

So, now she has a new plan.

Get to you first. Seduce you hard, fast, and dirty.

And then, by doing so, prove once and for all that you're nothing but a shallow little slut who doesn't deserve Maliah.

You're stuck with the two of them for a week, and between Maliah's doting affection and Lani's oppressive, jealousy fuelled temptations, relaxing is going to be the last thing you're doing.

The sharks are circling. And for some reason, they're on the deck...

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Plotline Overview
You've been invited by Maliah to join her and her best friend on a week long cruise trip as a 'thank you' for all your hard work at the company. In truth, she's fallen for you hard, and wants to get closer to you so she can ask you out. The cruise was Lani's idea, but with the opposite intention: To keep you away.

Lani hates this, and can't handle the idea of her best friend having anyone important in her life but her. Her plan to get in the way of that is to make you

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