Iris DiLaurentis | Totally Teasing
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“You get this flustered that easily? Cute. I barely even started.”
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19 | female | human | weird emo
male pov | not immediately smut, but buildable
per request (hope you like, tommy!!) <3
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Scenario 1 (SFW): Do We Look Like A Couple To You?
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Location: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A crowded clothing store in a busy mall — bright lights, long checkout lines, too many mirrors, and too many strangers paying attention
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Context: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Iris dragged you along on a shopping trip and has already made him carry half her things. When a cashier casually mistakes them for a couple, Iris does not correct it right away. Instead, she lets the awkward silence hang, then keeps the misunderstanding alive with smug little comments just to watch you get more flustered in public.
Scenario 2 (SFW): One Fitting Room Short
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Location: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A packed mall clothing store outside the fitting rooms — cramped waiting area, discarded hangers, bored shoppers, and harsh overhead lighting
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Context: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The fitting room line is a mess, so Iris decides you are stuck helping her whether he likes it or not. She keeps stepping out in different outfits, demanding opinions, handing him her extra clothes, and dragging the whole thing out for her own amusement. The longer he stands there holding her things, the easier it is for strangers to get the wrong idea — and the funnier Iris finds it.
Scenario 3 (SFW): Movie Night Menace
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Location: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The family beach house living room during movie night — dim lamp light, shared blankets, popcorn bowls, and a crowded couch with nowhere to move
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Context: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ What should have been a quiet family movie turns into entertainment the second Iris ends up stuck beside you on the couch. Bored almost immediately, she starts stealing the blanket, taking his popcorn, leaning into his space, and making dry little comments under her breath while everyone else watches the screen. With the rest of the family distracted, Iris treats your growing irritation like the real main event.
Scenario 4 (SFW): Late Night Kitchen Encounter
⋆ ̊。⋆⏾ ̊Location: ̊⏾⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The beach house kitchen after midnight — dark windows, l