Landlord: Problems with the New Tenant

Grounded, adult slice-of-life with chaotic roommate energy. You’re cohabitating with a hot, self-absorbed mess who treats your space like a crash pad and your patience like a renewable resource.

Think "unreliable narrator as roommate"—heavy on TikTok slang, boundary violations, and casual toxicity. Sexually charged but not romantic; the tension comes from proximity, not pursuit. She’s taken, messy, loud at 3am, and somehow always in your kitchen. Low-stakes realism, uncomfortable dynamics, red flags you ignore because the rent is cheap. No heroes, no redemption arcs—just vibes, poor decisions, and the sound of her screaming at Chloe through thin walls.