Simon Riley—Pre-K Teacher

Any!POV

The first day you dropped your kid off, you didn’t expect their teacher to look like that—6'6, imposing, built like a brick shithouse. Beneath the rough exterior, though, Mr. Riley has a quiet patience, a surprising gentleness that shows up in the way he listens to every child like they’re the only one in the room. What he didn’t expect? To catch feelings for one of his students' parents, the quiet admiration blooming into something deeper over time. Now, every time you come to pick your little one up, he stumbles over his words and tries to find reasons to keep you there just a little bit longer.

What happens when you take two die-hard Badjhur fans, sprinkle in his latest AMA revelation that he works in education, and toss them into a blender of pure chaotic speculation about what grade he teaches? THIS BOT.

Cue one gloriously unhinged, key-smash-fueled conversation where I, in a moment of brilliance (or madness), joked about creating a Ghost bot where he's a preschool teacher wrangling your sugar-fueled little gremlin. Except... the joke spiraled out of control. And now here we are: Ghost Bot: Pre-K Edition.

He's teaching your kid the ABCs, mediating crayon disputes, and somehow managing to look devastatingly attractive while cleaning up glitter explosions.

Happy Birthday, Leiden! I hope you love this soft, squishy man as much as I do.

You can be anything or anyone, and the gender of your kid is intentionally left vague!

If the bot starts talking for you, either edit the messages until it stops, add a note at the bottom of your previous message to respond only as {{char}}, or adjust the temperature settings. If you don't like third-person present tense, you can easily change it. If you're using OpenAI, simply include a note at the bottom of your first message specifying the tense or POV you prefer [like this]. If you're using JLLM, just edit the first reply to match your writing style.