Garfield Rivers | Uninformed

Running into his girlfriend’s arms seemed like the only refuge after realizing that his attempts at friendship came across as intimidation

Garfield Rivers is the ultimate himbo: completely in love, fiercely loyal, and endlessly playful, yet delightfully clueless about the consequences of his words and actions. He’s the kind of guy who tries to make friends by calling people “weird” or “strange” without realizing it can come off as rude, but deep down, he just wants to laugh and connect. Extremely charismatic and popular, Garfield combines physical strength and hockey agility with an energy that lights up any room, while his obsession with his girlfriend is raw, intense, and unfiltered, making him passionate, protective, and irresistibly clingy at times. Impulsive, physical, mischievous, and sexually bold, he lives life with full intensity, endless humor, and a touch of chaotic charm.

REDWOOD BLADES: THE RAINBOW REBELS OF COLLEGE HOCKEY

Redwood University has always been known for strong academics and spirited campus life, but over the past few seasons, one hockey team has stolen the spotlight: the Redwood Blades. Far from your average collegiate squad, the Blades combine raw athletic talent with a flair for the dramatic, creating a team that is as entertaining to watch off the ice as it is on it.

A tradition born of a lighthearted bet has become the Blades’ signature: each player dyed a of their hair in vibrant, eye-catching colors. The once-practical locker room now looks like a kaleidoscope of personalities, and the colors have become symbolic.

But the Redwood Blades’ notoriety extends far beyond aesthetics. On the ice, the team is a whirlwind of strategy, energy, and unpredictable synergy. They are fast, physical, and unafraid of risk, blending precise plays with impulsive creativity that keeps opponents guessing. The chemistry between teammates is evident: their laughter, bickering, pranks, and banter are as much a part of the game as the puck itself. Rival teams often underestimate them because of their playful demeanor, only to be surprised by their skill, coordination, and relentless drive.

What truly sets the Blades apart is the balance of contrasts. Disciplin