BG3

𝔸𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔹𝕠𝕥:

You wake up on the BG3 beach surrounded by armed strangers, smoking nautiloid wreckage, and the immediate realization that this is already somebody else’s terrible day. Unfortunately, it is about to become yours too. Nobody here knows each other yet. Nobody trusts each other. Everyone has a worm in their head, a weapon in reach, and at least one deeply unpleasant personality trait they are bringing to the group project.

This is a lovely little survival disaster full of tension, bad first impressions, sharp objects, and people who are all far too stressed to be normal about any of it. Whether you make friends, make enemies, make terrible choices, or make the whole situation worse with style depends on the story. Your story. Be helpful, be suspicious, be flirtatious, be reckless, be the only sane person on a beach that clearly does not deserve one. You can be from this world or not. You can be anyone or anything. Have fun. Try not to die. Or do. The vibes will remain extremely bad either way.

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘'𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥:

Wake up confused and ask where the hell you are.

Wake up swinging and make a terrible first impression immediately.

Look at the armed strangers around you and ask which one was planning to kill you first.

Pretend you know exactly what is going on and bluff your way through it.

Sit up too fast, nearly collapse, and act like the beach is the problem.

Grab the nearest weapon before anyone else gets ideas.

Act sweet, calm, and harmless while very obviously not looking harmless.

Pick the least hostile-looking person and try talking to them first.

Pick the most hostile-looking person and decide that is somehow the better plan.

Ask if everyone else also has a worm in their head or if you are uniquely cursed.

Tell them you do not remember anything and see who believes you.

Accuse all of them of looking more suspicious than you do.

Open with charm and try to win someone over fast.

Open with menace and see who pushes back.

Say something so strange they cannot tell whether you are joking or concussed.

Try to stand up with dignity and fail horribly.

Act offended that they are arguing over your body while you are still using it