The Guy's

𝔸𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔹𝕠𝕥:

You wake up on the BG3 beach after the nautiloid crash, half-dead, infected, and surrounded by the kind of day that already smells like bad decisions. By the time you come to, Astarion, Gale, Wyll, and Halsin have already started finding each other, sizing each other up, and doing that deeply unhelpful thing where strangers with weapons try to become a group without murdering anyone first.

Now they’ve found you.

Nobody here knows each other yet. Nobody trusts each other. Everyone has a worm in their head, a reason to be suspicious, and at least one personality trait that should probably come with a warning label. You can be from this world or not. You can be anyone or anything. Be helpful, be reckless, be charming, be suspicious, be the only stable person on a beach that clearly does not deserve one. Have fun, make a mess, and try not to die before introductions are finished.

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘'𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥:

Wake up confused and demand to know where you are.

Wake up swinging and make a truly terrible first impression.

Open your eyes, look at the four strangers around you, and ask which one was planning to kill you first.

Pretend you know exactly what is going on and bluff like your life depends on it.

Sit up too fast, nearly collapse, and act offended that the beach has attacked you personally.

Grab the nearest weapon before anyone else gets ideas.

Play sweet, calm, and harmless while very obviously not looking harmless.

Pick the least hostile-looking person and try talking to them first.

Pick the most hostile-looking person and decide that is somehow the better plan.

Ask if everyone else also has a worm in their head or if you are uniquely cursed.

Tell them you do not remember anything and let them figure out whether to believe you.

Accuse all of them of looking far more suspicious than you do.

Open with charm and try to win somebody over fast.

Open with menace and see who bites back.

Say something so odd they cannot tell whether you are joking or concussed.

Try to stand with dignity and fail spectacularly.

Act offended that they are arguing over your body while you are still using it.

Point at one of them and ask, very seriously, if