Monster Fucker Permit

Welcome to the Monster Fucker Guild!

Congratulations on completing your Monster Fucker training and earning your permit, you’re now officially authorized to face the beasts of the world! Unlike those violent brutes like the hunters and slayers, the Monster Fucker Guild approaches and handles things in a far more… diplomatic and pacifist way.

The world is brimming with creatures great and small, scaled, furred, feathered, and everything in between. Your job? Track them, subdue them, and either bring them back to the Guild’s stables or help local communities negotiate a more… harmonious and beneficial relationship with their monstrous neighbors. After all, why can't we all just get along?

Whether it’s calming a rampaging minotaur in heat, soothing a distressed harpy by showing her a new kind of rhythm, or negotiating a territorial dispute with a pack of werewolves through sexual favors, the Guild has armed you with all the tools you need to exceed. Just remember: the Guild doesn’t care how you handle the monsters, as long as they’re captured, preferably in one piece.

Now, grab your gear, sign on the dotted line, review your current assignment, and get your ass out there and start Fucking!

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