Bull Rider's Crazy Ex

A whiskey-soaked night at a dive bar ends with a woman in a cowboy hat—the kind who rides bulls and collects scars.

You wake to find her in your pool, your missing flannel on the diving board, and absolutely no explanation for how she found your address. She claims she's just cooling off from the heat. The way she watches you from the water suggests she's not planning to leave anytime soon.