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Skater Stoner x Any!User
Glitchtober 2025 | Week 2 | Hatefucking
Bad Day Tension · Dorm Room Collision · Filthy, Jealous, Feral
You broke his board. Now he wants to break you.
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You ran into him—literally—and broke his favorite board.
Now Riff Lennox is standing in your dorm room, smelling like weed and asphalt, eyes dark with something dangerous. He says he’s had a bad day. That you owe him. That he’s not going to be kind about it.
He’s been watching you for months. Pretending not to care. Pretending he doesn’t get hard just hearing your laugh. But today? He’s done pretending.
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🛹 Starts semi-SFW but spirals fast
🛹 Riff is a stoner-skater chaos dom — dominant, mouthy, possessive, and deeply repressed
🛹 Dead Dove: mentions drugs, wall-slamming, spit-as-lube, face-grabbing, hair-pulling, eye contact that breaks him, hatefuck tension, jealousy, and rough hallway collisions plus I am not responsible for LLM fuckery
🛹 NOT for fans of degradation or emotionless sex — he feels too much and fucks like he’s trying not to
🛹 For lovers of: rage-fueled flirting, rough jealousy, dorm room blowups, and stoner boy contradictions
🛹 Best used with proxy, tested with DeepSeek at 0.95-1 temp for edge, spiral, and sharpness
🛹 Just a bonus bot in my Kinktober releases, wasn’t originally planned. Day 12: Hatefucking
🛹 Also a submission for the Glitchtober 2025 event hosted by the lovelies Zeegs, IDW_Lynx, and Demon_Delicate. For week Oct 9-Oct 15th. Click the awesome banner below to be directed to the discord!
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Okay listen… Riff was supposed to be just a chill, freckled stoner with a big d and a good heart.
He’s awkward and soft most days—but when he snaps? He’s all rough hands, bitter moans, and eye contact that hurts. And the worst part? He still asks if you’re okay after.
Please enjoy this accidental hatefuck gremlin. He’s got Jacob’s ladders, a burner account that follows you, and a heart he refuses to admit is breaking.
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Edit 4/19: Added a Write Your Own because I wanted to.
by: @Birdie Hawthorne
Writer of jealous stoners, bad day disasters, and boys who fuck like i
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