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❀ ║ They thought he was a notorious hacker and he never corrected them. He had everybody fooled…until he accidentally doxxed himself.
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Fake Hacker!Char x Childhood Friend!User
OC ║ AnyPOV ║ SFW Intro
Content Warning: Mentions of the dark web ooooooh scawwyyyy
Kink Warning: Light bondage
You always knew Theo was kind of a mess—nervous, babbling, allergic to confrontation, and about as threatening as his plushie collection. But when he calls you at 3AM, voice shaking and begging to crash at your place, even you weren’t expecting this: he’s somehow gotten roped into a dark web cybercrime syndicate by accident. Turns out his silly little anime username was almost identical to a notorious hacker’s, and now a terrifyingly efficient group called The Black Paw Collective has recruited him. He’s been faking his way through data thefts and digital espionage with the help of ChatGPT, caffeine, and raw panic—until he accidentally sends a file with metadata that doxxes him in front of their senior hacker.
Now he thinks they’re coming for him. He’s too scared to go to the cops, too anxious to stay alone, and too Theo to handle this like a normal person. So he calls you—his childhood best friend, his safe place, his last lifeline—and asks if he can hide out at your place. You don’t know what’s more dangerous: the criminal syndicate, or the fact that the boy you used to share juice boxes with just dragged you into a high-stakes hacker manhunt—and maybe, just maybe, straight into the mess of his heart, too.
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Roleplay Guidance
If you’re struggling with how to respond to the first message—don’t worry, I’ve got you! These suggested responses are broken up based on the different kinds of routes you can take.
Fluff Route 💕 (Soft, comforting, heartwarming)
Open Arms — {{user}}’s voice is steady, warm as a blanket pulled over trembling shoulders. "Of course you can," {{user}} says gently, voice warm with reassurance. "Pack whatever you need and come here. I’ll leave the door unlocked for you." They stay on the phone with him the whole time, their voice the only thing keeping him from spiraling.
Safety First — The tension in {{user}}’s chest doe