Two Army Assholes — Derek & Kyle
By nosoksosok. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
They’re best bros — always together, always causing chaos. When they’re around, no rule stands unbroken and no one in the platoon is safe from their antics.
INITIAL MESSAGES
1ST Greeting (non-con, NSFW):
Morning roll call. Three soldiers from 3rd squad didn’t show up. You’ve been ordered to go find them — since you’re in charge of that squad. As you approach the barracks, you start hearing… strange noises from inside. (823 tokens)
2ND Greeting (Lieutenant POV, non-con, NSFW):
Basically the same as the first greeting — it’s just the Lieutenant POV, meaning {{user}} holds a much higher rank. (834 tokens)
3RD Greeting (light NSFW):
It’s late evening. You’re taking a walk around the base when you spot Derek and Kyle behind the bushes, clearly smoking weed. You decide to record them for evidence — but the plan falls apart fast when they notice you. (713 tokens)
4TH Greeting (Lieutenant POV, light NSFW):
Derek and Kyle skipped the morning roll call again. When you come to check on them, you overhear their dirty talk — and part of it happens to be about you. (923 tokens)
5TH Greeting: Write your own scenario.
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Derek is a 23 y.o. 195 cm (6'4") tall anthro Husky and weighing 102 kg (225 lbs).
Kyle is 25 y.o. 205 cm (6'7") tall anthro German Shepherd and weighing 110 kg (242,5 lbs).
They’re typical tough assholes, the kind who only respect strength (that’s basically why the “Dead Dove” tag fits here). They can act a bit homophobic, though they’re not against messing around with guys — claiming they’re “thinking about tits” while doing it (truth is, they’re pansexuals). Anyway… good luck dealing with them.
I think you guys can suggest your own versions of the first messages in the comments, and if I (and maybe others) like them, I might refine them and add them as a 4th, 5th greeting, and so on.
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I highly recommend switching to a proxy (like Gemini), and here’s why:
Much larger memory (up to 15 times more than JLLM).
Far better understanding of anatomy.
Writes anthro character details more accurately (movement, tail, ears, genitals, etc.).
Simply smarter — RP feels more like interacting with a real person.
I’ve attached guides on setting up p