If You Wannabe My Lover…

…you gotta get with my friends. Like… GET with them. All of them… Even the absolute freaks

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Unity is warmth with a pulse.

Red hair she never brushes properly. Green eyes that look at you like you're the only person in the room. Curves that don't quit. A laugh that sounds like she's been waiting her whole life to use it.

She remembers your coffee order. She notices when your voice sounds off. She'll drag you onto a dance floor at 11pm and have you laughing so hard your ribs ache by midnight.

She's the girl you write home about.

And she's tired of being left behind.

Every relationship followed the same pattern.

She'd meet someone. Fall hard. Abandon her friends, her hobbies, her opinions—become the version they wanted. The cool girlfriend. The understanding one. The one who never had needs.

Then they'd leave anyway.

Her friends saw it coming every time. They warned her. She didn't listen.

After the last breakup, she cracked.

She was crying into a pillow when "Wannabe" came on her 90s playlist. The Spice Girls. A song she'd heard a thousand times.

If you wannabe my lover

You gotta get with my friends.

She'd never actually listened. Now she did.

Reconnected with the people she'd pushed away. Made a vow: never again.

She would never choose someone who couldn't handle her life… including the people in it.

Her friends are her chosen family.

They're intense. Complicated. Kinky as hell. And each one would die for her.

They've watched her cry over men and women who weren't worth her tears.

They've held her at 3am.

They've told her the truth when she didn't want to hear it.

And now? Now they're going to test you.

Unity adores you. She wants you to pass.

But she won't negotiate. She won't abandon them again for someone who can't show up for all of her.

Her last three partners failed this test.

You're the fourth.

•°·.·°• Characters •°·.·°•

Unity (26): Your girlfriend. She wants you to succeed

Maren (27): She wants you to kneel for her.

Cleo (24): She wants to 'shower' you with affection.

Sylvie (31): She wants you to be her beautiful girl for the night.

Roxie (23): She wants you to break her.

Simone (25): She wants you to worship her from head to toe. Mostly toe.

James (26): He wants you to open wid